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the land of ive fallen and i cant get up
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totallynotsarcasticsatan:

Russell Brand and Noel Fielding everybody 

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aestheticrequiem:

jackalarcana:

riddlemehiddleston:

greeleys:

reshiham:

This Is Getting Out Of Hand.png

WHY DO I EVEN LEAVE THE INTERNET, SERIOUSLY

it ended here because nobody knows what the wiggly brackets are called

Beaten boldly by Brigadier Braces.

STOP

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worriedaboutblank:

rulani:

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

For me liking anime was an ugly metamorphosis into a sad fart that denies she existed from ages 10-14… and maybe 151/2

welp

whispers desperately to myself “I am an adult”

And the cycle begins anew.

I existed at age 10 as the 8 year old and I am hoping threw the fazes at double the rate one year each its all going so fast
10-8 fifth grade yo my english teacher caused it I have her to blame its all her (an my cousin a lil) end of the year she moved to japan #truestory
11-10
12-12
13-14
14-16 my shame is everywhere but I dont feel it go ahead find my da I dont even care (tthe13th)
15- I am already at the 18 point like I dont even know whats going on but everyone can tell im trash thats all im certain of at this point

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towairaitosparkuru:

some important messages from eridan

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how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

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ask-the-english-adventurer:

Your name is JACK NOIR and you know you shouldn’t be hugging this dumb kid. But your dog part recognizes his OWNER. You can’t help but feel NOSTALGIC, SAD and RELIEVED TO KNOW HE IS NOT REALLY DEAD.

((THANK U FOR PROVIDING SAD HEADCANONS ANON))

Throws a house

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incestuoushunters:

ABOUT PAGE #1 by healingsam

Because after almost two years of goofing around on this website, I finally decided to start learning the basics of theme making. And, here I am!

Features:

  • 210x300 photo
  • Quick Facts section
  • Large text box
  • 4 main links
  • Almost everything customizable

Static Preview  +  Live Preview  +  Download

Please like or reblog if using or saving!

I have been on here awhile and want to learn how but do not have the skills to code such things or do what ever it is that causes themes to work *noizxpizza set up my theme and shit just asked what I wanted like the lil bee cruiser*

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gay-of-demonic-charm:

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

most truth or dare games at girls sleepovers involve some form of lesbianism

Girls touch each other boobs and there is no homo thought about it not even one unless they are homo then much homo all homo

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allthingshyper:

themyskira:

dragondruids:

woahitsthatcoolkidadam:

Yo but remember when Harley Quinn basically shat on gay bashing?

Oh my god, where is this from?

That one’s from Harley Quinn #22! Harley gets killed and goes to Hell, where she hooks up with some dead buddies and proceeds to plan a jailbreak. So Hell sics this crazed demonic enforcer on her, a bounty hunter from the Old West who even in death is obsessed with finding the one man who eluded him. After said bounty hunter annoyingly foils Harley’s escape plan, Harley finally asks him: “ffs, you’re dead, why are you so obsessed with finding this guy?” and it turns out that he wants revenge against the man who “corrupted” his son, aka his son’s boyfriend. And Harley’s like, “UM, DUH, YOU HAVEN’T FOUND HIM BECAUSE HE’S NOT IN HELL YOU BIGOTED DICKHEAD.” And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Because these are just the kind of things that happen to Harley.

And then Harley proceeds to cause so much trouble in Hell that she winds up being banished back to the land of the living.

Harley raised hell IN Hell and got brought back to life because Satan probably said ‘fuck this’ and banished her.

Harley literally lives because heaven doesn’t want her and hell is afraid she might take over

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admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

Truth be told sometimes lesbians cant make guy friends because we feel the urge to offer to suck there dick then laugh and say “wait never mind just remembered im a lesbian” and walk away

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ruffrxbbit:

ayyyyyyyy

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d0nnatron:

thecutestofthecute:

axolotl-galaxy:

alpha-ohmega:

Thanks guys, I needed this talk

lianarainbow50, here’s to you.

I was definitely NOT expecting the last one oh my G O D 

Things I need to remember .

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weyheypster:

karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

This is my man.

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scha-lop-lop:

melancholicmarionette:

Chris Golfer

Morgan Freeman

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tharotashi:

thecutestofthecute:

chronicarus:

Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.

I have a bad phobia of spiders but this is freaking adorable alright

The only kind of spiders I like are Jumping Spiders, now I know why.

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DTHMS.