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the land of ive fallen and i cant get up
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you-better-have-a-burn-heal:

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

RIP LAN parties gone but not forgotten

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jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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I love watching people do this for the first time cause its just so easy its not funny

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Guide to digital art!

foo-of-the-forest:

Step 1: take out and plug in tablet

Step 2: open up art program of your choice

Step 3: pull up a reference image or two

Step 4: set a music playlist

Step 5: scroll tumblr dash for 3 hours

Step 6: cry

Steps 1 and 5 have been proven unnecessary if you dont wish to do them 6 may or may not still happen

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One day I wana be a really hard core fancy tier gamzee cosplayer but instead of runnin around an being cool I just wana lay on the ground or like tables or any where I can that makes me look like the usless peice of shit me an gamzee both are and still have people want my picture thats when ill know I did good

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struckstuck:

WHEN WINDOWS AUTOMATICALLY UPDATES AND YOU HAVE UNSAVED ART YOU SPENT FOREVER ON….rip page 78 it had a lot of panels but nope it’s only going to have three i spent too long on it ok

YOU MEAN WHAT HAPPENED TODAY AT SCHOOL WITH PHOTO SHOP

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uglyfun:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

that went in an unexpected direction

4 hours ago reblog 95182 notes

Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

nootnootfantrolls:

konpozaa:

ryuredwingsreturn:

silentcartoon:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

FEAR ME. THE MIGHTY ENTEI.

RAWR MOTHER FUCKAHS.

….I’m a Shellos.

BRAIXEN!!! Cutie fire fox aw yiss

cresselia

Is the doduo

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what
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latulapyrope:

kanaya and sollux

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sollux and kanaya

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kanaya

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and

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sollux

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sollux

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and

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kanaya

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ithinksomethingpink:

veganvibez:

found the best twitter 

For a second I was angry and now I’m cackling

I am gone

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republicannibal:

piertotum-locomottor:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

cuteleesi:

kingbard:

water-music:

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Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work

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it’s the cutest cup :3

i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl

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Your cat bowl has nothing on my

Measuring cups

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u wanna go

have a taste of my cat teapot

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Bro, get a look at my

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Actual cat

Biatch please, I have a gang.

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It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados

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you spy your matesprit standing uneasy off to the side of the path where you agreed to meet. "za-" you voice the first few letters of his name but instead stop when you get close enough to notice the much larger highblood poking and hissing at him aggressivly. you pause a momment and think about your options...

torturedtrolls:

crab-problems:

torturedtrolls:

When you’re prodded at, you shrink down, whining lightly as you’re harrassed. Hnngg…. they would see your blood color if they didn’t stop pushing you! If you got cut or bruised…. You’re about to ask them again to please stop touching you when you hear your matesprit. Looking up, your eyes shine with hope, before someone hits the back of your head hard enough for your glasses to fly off.

Ow….


You chuckle softly trying to calm down “yeah that sounds motherfuckin PERFECT maybe I can up an rap my PAN around it this time” his movies are way to far above your think pan but you try an understand parts of them

☆ Gold star for trying you dense blue blood

When you’re at your hive, you allow the mid room to clean you off, sanitizing you as you worm from his arms. Stepping into the living area, you trot obediently over to the TV, putting the documentary in and sitting down on a pile of blankets. Yes, you’re expecting a million questions. No, you don’t think you’ll actually get to answer them all. You were so damn tired.

This sanitation thing is so weird, you hate how it smells all chemicalish an shit but you deal with it. You crawlin into into the blankets next to zak who looks bone tired. Normally youed ask questions but you think youll just try an listen or something…. no youll just ignore whats going on. Zaks gonna be out before the end you can just tell.

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Boyscouts are stupid

My mom is the new den leader for my little brothers boy scout shit an im laughing my ass off as she reads the campin rules to somone on the phone. Like whats with the parents going with the kids this shits so stupid an its killing me. Theres so meany rules an forms to go threw just to go camping its so stupid to listen to. Like with girl scouts if you wana go campin get a health an permission form filled out an book the camp site an go from like brownies you can go campin with just the girls an the leader(s), first like 3 years of cubscouts you gotta be with a parent pfft so stupid

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b0yskylark:

thesassylorax:

raspledazzle:

b0yskylark:

thesassylorax:

gin-and-djinn:

raspledazzle:

gin-and-djinn:

how to make me happy:

  • mountains
  • tavros nitram
  • ???

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fuck

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[Ain’t no Mountain High Enough plays softly in the background]

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GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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He made it

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DTHMS.